Trikafta Day 6: Bloating

MALE PREGNANCY: This afternoon I was almost convinced that I was on the verge of giving birth–given the watermelon-sized bulge emanating from my gut. Fortunately, I did not actually have a child; my main hesitation regarding bearing a child revolves primarily not knowing what to name him/her, closely followed by my concern that I’M A MALE. As with all the sensations that I write about, I cannot ascribe this “feature” necessarily to Trikafta, as I am notorious for my bloating, and seem to be an expert in constipation #TMI